As I don't make any alcohol-free beer, and I am currently experiencing quite high demand for such a product, I called my friends at Locher Craft to see if they would like to help me out. They make the best alcohol free beer in Switzerland that I know of. You're welcome. Cheers!
 
"Entdecke das untergärige, alkoholfreie «Misty Cave» mit dezenter Kalthopfung, würzigem Aroma und naturtrübem Charakter. Packt dich die Abenteuerlust?"
 
"Discover this bottom-fermented, non-alcoholic ‘Misty Cave’ beer with its subtle dry hopping, spicy aroma and naturally cloudy character. Are you feeling the call of adventure?"